A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little

There was a woman and a baby in the doctor's examination room, waiting for the doctor to take the child's first examination.

The doctor came and examined the baby, looked at the baby's weight and seemed a little concerned, and asked if the baby was breast or bottle fed.

"Breastfed," she replied.

"Lower your waist," said the doctor. He did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed both breasts, kneaded them, rubbed them for a while, and did a thorough examination. He gestured for her to put on her clothes and said:

"No wonder this baby is underweight, you have no milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.