Story ‣ Who Is The Richest Person In The World?
In 2016, a journalist asked Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, "Is there anyone in the world richer than you?" he asked. Bi...
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Washing The Dog | Hapbalili
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to b...
Funny Joke ‣ Camel, Nun and Priest
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their si...
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Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call t...
Funny Joke ‣ Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife?
Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call t...
Kate was standing in the kitchen
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Hone...
Two guys were playing golf
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street. The ma...
A YOUNG CAVEMAN WALKS UP TO THE TRIBE'S ELDER SHAMAN Funnycityjokes
A young caveman walks up to the tribe's elder shaman, looking irritated He asks, “How do we name our newborn babies?” The elder shaman i...
NEWBORN BABY Funnycityjokes
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I'm...
THREE LEGGEDHICKEN FunnyDays
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden t...
My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell. My father picked her up as best he could
"My parents have been married for 55 years. One morning, my mother went downstairs to make breakfast for my father when she had a heart...
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in
That evening, when my wife came home from dinner, I took her hand and said, "I have something to tell you." He sat down and ate in...
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
On a hot, dry, dusty day, an old cow drove into town. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy dismount...
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront. "Michael, let's pretend we are
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, get lost in the hot desert, die of thirst and hunger, and finally see a temple in front of th...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little
There was a woman and a baby in the doctor's examination room, waiting for the doctor to take the child's first examination. The doc...
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. H...
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspo...
Five monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys
Five monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers: A professor stood before his philosophy
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers:...
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it wo...
An old woman handed her bank card to the teller and said
An old woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her, "For withdra...
1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenlylooks across a...
I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards
I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following: 1. Af...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short s...