"My parents have been married for 55 years. One morning, my mother went downstairs to make breakfast for my father when she had a heart...
That evening, when my wife came home from dinner, I took her hand and said, "I have something to tell you." He sat down and ate in...
On a hot, dry, dusty day, an old cow drove into town. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy dismount...
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, get lost in the hot desert, die of thirst and hunger, and finally see a temple in front of th...
There was a woman and a baby in the doctor's examination room, waiting for the doctor to take the child's first examination. The doc...
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. H...
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspo...
Five monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers:...
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it wo...
An old woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her, "For withdra...
1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenlylooks across a...
I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following: 1. Af...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short s...